A Letter to Depression

Dear Depression:

This letter comes as a MEMO to remind you that WE BROKE UP!  Stop calling me, stop bothering my family and don't even think about visiting my kids.  And you know how I feel about my kids!!  Now God gave me the strength to kill you once in my own life and you should know that I am bigger, stronger and faster than I used to be, thanks to HIM.  You don't want to mess with me...I'm not playing!  As a matter fact and even more so, you don't want to mess with God...He's not playing and He is my response!! 

You were so heavy...like extra rolls on an already huge stomach (#lookinglikebuddha).  I don't miss you at all because you, just like low self-image, were never a friend.  You seemed like you were keeping me company when really you were just blocking my view.

So, I just wanted to let you know that NOW everyday when I wake up, God reminds me of my purpose and that causes me to keep moving forward.  So, I didn't need to kill myself after all! Whew! You almost had me. 

Oh and take Suicide with you.  He's not even getting a letter 'cause he almost made me miss heaven.  I don't ever want to talk to that IDIOT again!

Listen, the only company I want when I'm in my house alone is the Holy Spirit.  So uh, thanks but no thanks!  Every person that I "cc" on this letter is off limits to you!  Leave God's people alone...we don't belong to you!  And in case you don't get the hint, let me seal this letter with this...

Leave Us Alone and Goodbye In Jesus' Name,

Steph

cc:  Everyone who reads this letter, their family and their friends.